Troy grumbled as he rode through the streets of Forks, on his way to the Cullen Residence to drop off a large stack of missed assignments for The Wanker and his siblings to go through in order to keep their grades up. He honestly had no idea why they were able to do so well despite missing so much class from what he heard, but he had a hunch that money changed hands to keep the Truancy Officers at bay. Of course, since Troy's dad recently befriended the Chief of Police, he had to admit that maybe an internal affairs investigation could occur to see if Dr. Cullen was paying off anyone.
Still, as Troy rode his cycle further, he soon came to a stop as he reached the fancy Cullen Residence, which SCREAMED "We're Rich and You Can't Touch Us" to him, and considering he lived in a nice farmhouse in Wales before moving into his dad's starship back in his universe, the young superhero found himself tempted to do some redecoration of the place come Halloween if he was still around at the time. There didn't seem to be any security cameras around, surprisingly- though he supposed they were confident in the location being a bit out of the way to prevent any potential burglars. Still, nothing a few fancy drones couldn't circumvent.
It was then, that the door opened up, revealing most of the Cullens- minus the Wanker, looking ready to play American Football, or maybe Rugby since the uniforms seemed a bit mismatched, and all of them seemed surprised to see Troy there, so, he took off his Helmet, pulled the assignments from under the seat of his bike, and walked over to properly introduce himself with a smile.
"Hi, I'm Troy Dunnin- the school asked me to drop off assignments the lot of you missed," he said to Rosalie as he handed the blonde the stack of assignments, much to her confusion- almost as if she didn't expect to be approached at all. The big guy, Emmet seemed fine with this, while Alice was tilting her head for a moment before frowning at Troy. Jasper though, seemed about ready to attack, before suddenly shrinking back as if sensing something. As for the Parents, Dr. Cullen seemed stunned to see someone at their house, while the mom seemed like her mind was elsewhere.
"Oh, uh... thanks?" Rosalie said after an awkward moment before Emmet spoke up to change the subject- mainly because he was over by Troy's bike, examining it with glee.
"Woah! Sweet bike, what model is it? Is it one not yet public? How'd you get something like this? And what's with the panels on the front and sides? Accents?"
"It's a Custom job Dad and I made together," Troy said, "And it's Solar Powered, the panels collect sunlight and convert it into electricity- it's also one of a kind and not for sale if you're considering getting your own."
"It's kind of tacky to me, like your style," Alice said as she acted like she was trying to whisper but failed, earning a grin from Troy as he told her, "Alice, everyone has different tastes in style, just because you think sci-fi chic is tacky, doesn't mean everyone does."
That earned him a gasp from Esme, and a snort from Rosalie as Troy decided to try something. Yeah, that'd expose him to the Cullens, but considering he had a hunch about them after what he observed, they'd be exposed to him as well. So, he held up his hand, and conjured up an orb of sunlight, causing the group to sparkle a bit- though Emmet wasn't able to notice as he was busy geeking out over the bike and trying to figure out the specs. Alice, seemed to panic while Jasper mumbled a few choice swears under his breath, Rosalie seemed intrigued for a moment before walking over to Emmet to get him in the loop, which led to him letting a "Dude, what?" As for Dr. Cullen and his Wife, well, Esme seemed to shut down mentally while her husband finally asked a question of his own.
"Troy... are... are you a Vampire as well?"
"Nah, I'm half human," Troy answered honestly, earning even more confused looks from the gathered blood-suckers, then again, the sunlight weakness WAS an invention of the Bela Lugosi Dracula as he recalled, though he had no idea why this lot sparkled as he continued to speak, "Also, my dad and I aren't even from this universe, and back home, Mum is technically a Welsh Goddess of Sunlight that didn't get registered because of the Romans or Christian Missionaries reaching Wales- one of the two. So, that means I'm a Demi-God, I guess."
"Fuck," Jasper said, before repeating that word as he scrambled to get away from the group, Alice seemingly having mentally blue-screened along with the Mom and Dr. Cullen.
"Dude, so your dad fucked the Sun?" Emmet said, earning him a slight smack from Rosalie and a nod from Troy. Still, the teen did have to ask a question.
"By the way, where's Edward?" he asked, earning a groan from Rosalie.
"Stalking Bella. Again," she said, earning a glare from Alice and Dr. Cullen, "Hey, don't look at me like that! I'm the only one here who seems worried about Edward exposing our existence because of her, and then us getting destroyed by the Volturi!"
"Rosalie, be qui--," Dr. Cullen ordered, only to be cut off by Emmet sticking up for his so-not-sister now that the secret was out.
"Carlisle, she's right. Besides, Troy's stronger than us anyway considering the Demi-God thing, so this guy does have a right to know about them," he said, earning himself a thankful look from his girlfriend...wife? Totally Wife. Still weird they have to pretend to be high schoolers, but then again, Rosalie and Emmett did look more like College Students.
"Right, so... Volturi?" Troy asked, "What are they, the Vampire Mafia?"
"The Volturi are the ones that are supposed to keep Vampires a secret from the Humans, if a vampire exposes our existence, then that vampire is... removed, and any witnesses removed as well," Dr. Cullen explained, "Though since you're half human.... your father may be allowed to live. I think."
"You do realize that the sparkling could be passed off as Body Glitter, right?" Troy asked, earning more confused looks, "Right, so first day here, I found out about the sparkling when I met Edward, slapped his back, and saw them. Played dumb by asking about body glitter, and after I brought up the Glitter at lunch, a good portion of the school now thinks Edward is either moonlighting as a drag queen, or into men."
"Oh my!" Esme said, not really adding much as Emmet and Rosalie had to stifle laughter, while Alice groaned into her hands "So that's why he's been annoyed lately, and that vision I had of some guys at the school hitting on Edward popped up this morning."
"But, why didn't he tell us?" Esme said, clearly worried, while Troy shrugged.
"No offense, but Edward's a creepy wanker giving off Serial Killer vibes," he said, causing an even more confused look as Emmet translated.
"He's saying Ed's an asshole and his stalking could make someone think he's going to murder Bella."
After a series of "Ohs" was given, and Jasper having fully fucked off back into the house, Troy crossed his arms and looked at the group.
"Anyway, I should be going- I know Ed's a telepath, so he'll probably catch up with you lot later if he's willing to pay attention, though, if any of you want to come over to me and my dad's to hang out, I wouldn't mind it- Emmet and Rosalie seem fun to be around, for sure."
"Why her!?" Alice snapped out as Troy moved to put his helmet on, "She's petty and rude, and... and blonde!"
"My mum's a blonde," Troy said flatly, while Alice flinched as she realized she may have given a weak reason "Besides, Rosalie's got the most sense of all of you since she's worried about Ed's Stalking getting all of you killed, and I would happily like to learn more about her and Emmet as a friend."
"Thank you!" Rosalie said, before taking a stand and adding, "This weekend ok? As long as someone doesn't do anything stupid, I'd be happy to come over and chat. It... actually sounds nice to have an actual friend that won't be considered a relative to chat with."
"Count me in too!" Emmet said, "I got to talk to your dad about your bike, that thing's pretty amazing, and I hate to admit it, but Humans are AWESOME!"
"Emmet!" Dr. Cullen shouted before the big guy chatted back.
"Carlisle, they invented flamethrowers, they can potentially kill us with them considering we burn to a crisp easily, oh, also- if we're so much smarter than them, why haven't WE made cool vampire tech and need to rely on Human stuff? Like, our chess games- we use the human-made version as a base. Do... do we have anything original?"
Dr. Cullen was quiet, and with that, Troy said one last thing before riding off.
"Oh, Dr. Cullen, you work at a hospital, right? Shouldn't you be On Call most of the time in case of an emergency? Probably wouldn't look good if you disappear every Sunny Day when you're needed."
Troy smirked as he rode off to the sound of Swears, gasps, and someone passing out on the ground.
Though, he did have an idea to pull a prank on Edward through his car's radio later, and there was certainly a certain song from Heathers the Musical that would be fun to make the Wanker hear.
The Dunnins in Forks, Part 3: In Which Troy meets the Rest of the Cullens while Ed's Creeping
Still, as Troy rode his cycle further, he soon came to a stop as he reached the fancy Cullen Residence, which SCREAMED "We're Rich and You Can't Touch Us" to him, and considering he lived in a nice farmhouse in Wales before moving into his dad's starship back in his universe, the young superhero found himself tempted to do some redecoration of the place come Halloween if he was still around at the time. There didn't seem to be any security cameras around, surprisingly- though he supposed they were confident in the location being a bit out of the way to prevent any potential burglars. Still, nothing a few fancy drones couldn't circumvent.
It was then, that the door opened up, revealing most of the Cullens- minus the Wanker, looking ready to play American Football, or maybe Rugby since the uniforms seemed a bit mismatched, and all of them seemed surprised to see Troy there, so, he took off his Helmet, pulled the assignments from under the seat of his bike, and walked over to properly introduce himself with a smile.
"Hi, I'm Troy Dunnin- the school asked me to drop off assignments the lot of you missed," he said to Rosalie as he handed the blonde the stack of assignments, much to her confusion- almost as if she didn't expect to be approached at all. The big guy, Emmet seemed fine with this, while Alice was tilting her head for a moment before frowning at Troy. Jasper though, seemed about ready to attack, before suddenly shrinking back as if sensing something. As for the Parents, Dr. Cullen seemed stunned to see someone at their house, while the mom seemed like her mind was elsewhere.
"Oh, uh... thanks?" Rosalie said after an awkward moment before Emmet spoke up to change the subject- mainly because he was over by Troy's bike, examining it with glee.
"Woah! Sweet bike, what model is it? Is it one not yet public? How'd you get something like this? And what's with the panels on the front and sides? Accents?"
"It's a Custom job Dad and I made together," Troy said, "And it's Solar Powered, the panels collect sunlight and convert it into electricity- it's also one of a kind and not for sale if you're considering getting your own."
"It's kind of tacky to me, like your style," Alice said as she acted like she was trying to whisper but failed, earning a grin from Troy as he told her, "Alice, everyone has different tastes in style, just because you think sci-fi chic is tacky, doesn't mean everyone does."
That earned him a gasp from Esme, and a snort from Rosalie as Troy decided to try something. Yeah, that'd expose him to the Cullens, but considering he had a hunch about them after what he observed, they'd be exposed to him as well. So, he held up his hand, and conjured up an orb of sunlight, causing the group to sparkle a bit- though Emmet wasn't able to notice as he was busy geeking out over the bike and trying to figure out the specs. Alice, seemed to panic while Jasper mumbled a few choice swears under his breath, Rosalie seemed intrigued for a moment before walking over to Emmet to get him in the loop, which led to him letting a "Dude, what?" As for Dr. Cullen and his Wife, well, Esme seemed to shut down mentally while her husband finally asked a question of his own.
"Troy... are... are you a Vampire as well?"
"Nah, I'm half human," Troy answered honestly, earning even more confused looks from the gathered blood-suckers, then again, the sunlight weakness WAS an invention of the Bela Lugosi Dracula as he recalled, though he had no idea why this lot sparkled as he continued to speak, "Also, my dad and I aren't even from this universe, and back home, Mum is technically a Welsh Goddess of Sunlight that didn't get registered because of the Romans or Christian Missionaries reaching Wales- one of the two. So, that means I'm a Demi-God, I guess."
"Fuck," Jasper said, before repeating that word as he scrambled to get away from the group, Alice seemingly having mentally blue-screened along with the Mom and Dr. Cullen.
"Dude, so your dad fucked the Sun?" Emmet said, earning him a slight smack from Rosalie and a nod from Troy. Still, the teen did have to ask a question.
"By the way, where's Edward?" he asked, earning a groan from Rosalie.
"Stalking Bella. Again," she said, earning a glare from Alice and Dr. Cullen, "Hey, don't look at me like that! I'm the only one here who seems worried about Edward exposing our existence because of her, and then us getting destroyed by the Volturi!"
"Rosalie, be qui--," Dr. Cullen ordered, only to be cut off by Emmet sticking up for his so-not-sister now that the secret was out.
"Carlisle, she's right. Besides, Troy's stronger than us anyway considering the Demi-God thing, so this guy does have a right to know about them," he said, earning himself a thankful look from his girlfriend...wife? Totally Wife. Still weird they have to pretend to be high schoolers, but then again, Rosalie and Emmett did look more like College Students.
"Right, so... Volturi?" Troy asked, "What are they, the Vampire Mafia?"
"The Volturi are the ones that are supposed to keep Vampires a secret from the Humans, if a vampire exposes our existence, then that vampire is... removed, and any witnesses removed as well," Dr. Cullen explained, "Though since you're half human.... your father may be allowed to live. I think."
"You do realize that the sparkling could be passed off as Body Glitter, right?" Troy asked, earning more confused looks, "Right, so first day here, I found out about the sparkling when I met Edward, slapped his back, and saw them. Played dumb by asking about body glitter, and after I brought up the Glitter at lunch, a good portion of the school now thinks Edward is either moonlighting as a drag queen, or into men."
"Oh my!" Esme said, not really adding much as Emmet and Rosalie had to stifle laughter, while Alice groaned into her hands "So that's why he's been annoyed lately, and that vision I had of some guys at the school hitting on Edward popped up this morning."
"But, why didn't he tell us?" Esme said, clearly worried, while Troy shrugged.
"No offense, but Edward's a creepy wanker giving off Serial Killer vibes," he said, causing an even more confused look as Emmet translated.
"He's saying Ed's an asshole and his stalking could make someone think he's going to murder Bella."
After a series of "Ohs" was given, and Jasper having fully fucked off back into the house, Troy crossed his arms and looked at the group.
"Anyway, I should be going- I know Ed's a telepath, so he'll probably catch up with you lot later if he's willing to pay attention, though, if any of you want to come over to me and my dad's to hang out, I wouldn't mind it- Emmet and Rosalie seem fun to be around, for sure."
"Why her!?" Alice snapped out as Troy moved to put his helmet on, "She's petty and rude, and... and blonde!"
"My mum's a blonde," Troy said flatly, while Alice flinched as she realized she may have given a weak reason "Besides, Rosalie's got the most sense of all of you since she's worried about Ed's Stalking getting all of you killed, and I would happily like to learn more about her and Emmet as a friend."
"Thank you!" Rosalie said, before taking a stand and adding, "This weekend ok? As long as someone doesn't do anything stupid, I'd be happy to come over and chat. It... actually sounds nice to have an actual friend that won't be considered a relative to chat with."
"Count me in too!" Emmet said, "I got to talk to your dad about your bike, that thing's pretty amazing, and I hate to admit it, but Humans are AWESOME!"
"Emmet!" Dr. Cullen shouted before the big guy chatted back.
"Carlisle, they invented flamethrowers, they can potentially kill us with them considering we burn to a crisp easily, oh, also- if we're so much smarter than them, why haven't WE made cool vampire tech and need to rely on Human stuff? Like, our chess games- we use the human-made version as a base. Do... do we have anything original?"
Dr. Cullen was quiet, and with that, Troy said one last thing before riding off.
"Oh, Dr. Cullen, you work at a hospital, right? Shouldn't you be On Call most of the time in case of an emergency? Probably wouldn't look good if you disappear every Sunny Day when you're needed."
Troy smirked as he rode off to the sound of Swears, gasps, and someone passing out on the ground.
Though, he did have an idea to pull a prank on Edward through his car's radio later, and there was certainly a certain song from Heathers the Musical that would be fun to make the Wanker hear.